TerrorLand!!!
Pakistan is apparently planning to put up an amusement park at the site of Osama bin Laden’s former hideout.
Jihadworld? Deathtothegreatsatanland? With rides like ZeroDarkThirtyMountain.
There are many paths up crazy mountain, but they all reach the same, shrill, defensive, paranoid, inexplicable peak, and one way to tamp it down is to put a waterpark on top of it.
Apparently the Pakistani park “will include a zoo, water sports, a mini-golf course, rock climbing and paragliding”. Living in up-state New York I can tell you this plan makes way more sense than fracking, so you go, Pakistanis. I honor the space where your mini-golf meets America’s insane Creationism.
It’s a small world after all.
